| Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german
shepard. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But
we can't bring out dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human.
"Hey, no problem," says the german shepard's owner. "Just
watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into
the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But
this is a seeing eye dog," says the german shepard's human. The
bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the poodle owner
decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the
bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this
is a seeing eye dog," says the poodle's human. The bartender
objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!" The poodle
owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german
shepard!" |
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